Da Lor Rainet

Da lor rainet, blessed be da lor. I just write one exam just now, and na only God, get the paper. Na abomination to carry, carry over… tufaii, alu, not my portion. Digressing sha, you fit imagine d nonsense wen  my beloved schl, do us dis morning. People of da lord, around two tarty Ahem, them announce ova da microphone “everli bodi move out of the hall” as dem talk dat won… pple of Da lor…… de hiding began , lappy, plus other unmentionables, went to where they belonged, na so as we reach out side we come get to sign in to get back inside(if all d signature wen dis sch dey, collect from us dem use am, me and dangote for be mate). AS I dey outside, I almost dey leak and I never read finish, I wan vex die……we come dey outside till 4 Ahem.. U can imagine and I get paper by 8 Ahem and i haf to get to class, by 5:30 to download read...So, pls tell me, why my paper no go be magnificence.  When I reach exam hall, 2hrs paper, na 30mins I take write am. Da lor Rainet, it’s in his hand.

BTW: one of my lecturer, after he tell me d story of my life in 45 secs, he come send me go by cabin biscuit , na so I carry my 2 left leg , go come back, d biscuit no dey, the man, come dey dat me. You  can imagine, mscheww. The man no serious, im wan use him clazzlessness, take rub me and the forces of the universe no gree for am

I don talk am now……………..

CONTROL

If you lose control, then you lose everything. na so I take tink am. I too dey fear, I dey fear wetin never happen. And so wetin, if the tin wen I dey fear happen, so far say no be death, hope still dey. Say the person wen u love, no want to love you again….. no problem.E mean say, betta loving is ahead. Abegg if anytin won happen make e happen . Na only my actions and beliefs I fit control. So  I go face my fears, make  you sef do d same

I don talk am now……………..

BTW: I dey studio since morning and na so I waste my time today,dey download won series wen I tink sey, go give me betta tips *wink*, only for me to find out say, na yeye series, wen the woman, they talk say she no fit do d tin again, because of reasons best known to her,  some oyinbo sef.. na wa, if you try dat for some places den… OYO is your case and today I baff before I come, so I no smell….. PRAIZEEEEEEEEEE da LOR , HALELUJA

LUF MEEE

Luf me luf me luf me luf meeeeeeeeee na so sista tiwa tey sing am, but as e dey go so, no be so it take be, cus d wan wen u luf no luf you and the one u no luf dey luf u. Y all of us no fit get along as in every bodi luf each other. As for me sha, I don tire to dey pursue one peson from pillar to post because say I luf u and I wan do ashana. Na so tis luf tin dey make person turn to mumu. As fela take talk ,am zombie oh zombie. The peson wen no luf u, go they use u like say u be matt. Y u lead me I d ist place wen u no say u no wan do. Na so them go say, do dis,do dat and u go dey do like ode . na only jesu go fit help us all luf struck pple as in me  . Anyway sha I no blame dem, na us me  I  blame if I no give u finger before, u for no take leg ? mschewwwww.

BTW: I luf pidgin well well cus gbosh na part of pidgin so no editing necessary

And if I get any bodi wen by mistake or I tell u or force u reed my blog, pray 4 me cus I wan rite exam wen I don write before

I don talk am now……………..

CHANGE

As I sidon for here.. I neva baff since morni and my ampit dey smell, even me sef wen get di bodi dey die for the odor , na wha oh… na wish day I go commot for dis my PIG-GI-RI-GI life… God dey sha.

I Don dey draw *architech in da makin, u wan tryy God*wan betta (God no go make am yeye paper)  for here since morni (na who I dey lie give) na ink and download I dey download since morning, the pple wen I meet for here sinse 8 oclock don baff, brush, chopp, commot, some do even love dem seff and dem don come bck, dem still meet me for here.. I dey beg mysef make I change commot for dis kain life. Na so so plan we *cough* me I dey plan, no ashon, well na small small sha.

BTW na pidgin go dey take write dis blog and all wetin I dey write na red e dey com out as. I need to created pidgin dishionary to avoid error

And all dis 100level shidren just dey love dem sef for here.. una never start (jelousy) lol my own is on da way HAYMENNNNN